Read the joke. Hope you will enjoy it. It is about the conversation between an IT specialist and his wife...........
Husband - Hi dear, Im logged in.
wife - have you brought the saree.
husband - bad command or file name.
wife - but I told you about it in morning.
husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
wife - hae bhagwan! forget it wheres your salary.
husband - file in use, read only, try after sometime.
wife - atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
husband - sharing voilation access denied.
wife - I made a mistake in marring you.
husband - data type mismatch.
wife - you are useless.
husband - by default.
wife - who was there with you in the car this morning.
husband - system unstable, press to reboot.
wife - would you like to have some snacks.
husband - hard disk full.
wife - what is relation between you & your receptionist.
husband - the only user with write permission.
wife - what is my value in your life.
husband - unknown virus detected.
wife - do you love me or your computer.husband - too many paramteres.
wife - I will go to my dads house.
husband - program performed illegal operation, it will close.
wife - I will leave you for ever.
husband - close all programs & log out for another user.
wife - it is worthless talking to you.
husband - shut down the computer.
wife - I am going.
husband - its now safe to turn off your computer.
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